ryannightnightbergara:

ryannightnightbergara:

the height of men’s fashion was whatever the hell was going on with pants and collared shirts in the 70s

we’re never going to beat this so can we please just stop trying

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yourplayersaidwhat:

During a recent one-shot (that, admittedly, was meant to be silly):

DM: I am Bael, servant of the archdevil Mammon! And I have come for your beans, Steve!

Steve: Shit.

Heath: *pulling out a deck of many things* Wait! Before you do that… Do you want to draw a card?

DM: Bael grows quiet, seemingly in contemplation.

DM: I shall draw a card on behalf of my lord Mammon.

Heath: He drew ruin.

DM: And what does that do?

Heath: It destroys all of your wealth, except for magic items.

DM: Are you serious?

Heath: Yes.

DM: Well, congratulations, you just bankrupted the lord of greed.

novitiate2017:

if the whole of the entertainment industry has to fall apart in order to punish sexual abusers then let it happen

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poeedamerons:

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

RIGHT??? Like yes I would by some unnecessary and very capitalist things and travel a lot buy I would 100% help random people online ad around me.

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twerklina:

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backgroundnewsies:

prsephonies:

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

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How to Grow the Fuck Up: Guides to Life

howtogrowthefuckup:

I know it can be a nightmare to dig through the tags and see all those asks and not the guides. So here is a handy-dandy list of all the “official” how-to posts.

FYI: This used to be a rude advice blog. It is not any longer. Some of the really old guides still use that format, but as they are updated with more information, they’re edited to fit the new, less abrasive format. For more info, please visit the about page.

All posts are written by Jez (@typesetjez, formerly called “The Responsible One”) unless otherwise noted.

Apartments/Houses/Moving

• Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? 
• Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment 
• Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment 
• Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit
• How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins 
• How to (Fairly) Share a Parking Spot
• Everything You Need for Your First Apartment

Civic Duty

• Important (Nonpartisan) Links for Voters
  
• What to Expect from the Hell That Is Jury Duty

Consumer Information

• How to Open a Bar Tab by The Sudden Adult
  
• Bar Etiquette by The Sudden Adult
• Customer Etiquette - tag, mostly follower suggestions
  
• How, Who, and When to Tip in the US 
  
• What to Expect from a Salon Appointment 

Education

• How to Find a Fucking College by The Sudden Adult
• How to Find Some Fucking Money for College by The Sudden Adult
• What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School by The Sudden Adult
• Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) 
• How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter 
• How to Choose a College Major by The Sudden Adult
• What’s the Deal with 3-Hour Classes: a List of Pros and Cons 
• Reasons to Take a Foreign Language in High School 
• What You Really Need to Bring to College (And What You Can Leave Behind) 
• Essentials for Commuting Students 
• Survival Tips for Commuting Students
• How to Tell Your Professor You’ll Be Missing Classes
• College Tours: What to Expect and What to Ask

Finances

• How to Write a Goddamn Check 
• How to Build Credit and Prove You Can Handle Your Finances 
• Debit vs Credit 
• What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost by The Sudden Adult
• Budgeting 101 
• Important Tax Links to Know
• How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself 
• What to Know before Sharing a Bank Account
• Pay Your Credit Card Immediately vs. Waiting for the Bill
• 57 Ways the Library Can Save You Money & Improve Your Life

Health

• How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment 
  
• How to Deal with a Chemical Burn 
• How to Take Care of Yourself When You’re Sick 
  
• Deal with your Wisdom Teeth Pain, You Baby 
  
• Should I See an OBGYN? A Q&A for Vagina Owners 
• How to Survive Your Mental Health on a Daily Basis with the help of guest blogger @tinyadventureclub
• 44 Things You Probably Didn’t Know about Therapy

Home Life & Cleaning

• How Not to Live in Filth by The Sudden Adult
  
• Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries 
• How to Do Your Laundry Without Ruining Your Wardrobe 
  
• How to Unclog Your Drain [Without Chemicals] 
• How to Clean Linoleum Floors
• How to Care for Your Pillows
• Dealing with Weevils (AKA Flour Bugs)
• Dealing with Silverfish

Important Documents

• How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate 
  
• How to Get a Replacement ID 
• How to Get a Replacement Social Security or Green Card

Job Hunting & Work Life

• Create a Plan for Job Hunting Success
• How to Write a Resume Like a Boss 
  
• How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read 
  
• How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up 
  
• 10 Sites to Start Your Job Search 
  
• Best Sites to Post Your Resume 
• 10 Ways to Win at Job Fairs
  
• How to Ace Your Skype Interview
• How to Crush It at Your Interview 
  
• Questions to Ask in an Interview [Resource Links] 
  
• Interview Tips for (Public) Librarians 
• How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting 
• 20 Random Tips for Surviving a Library Job
• Who to Use as a Character (Personal) Reference

Life Skills

• Staying in Touch with Friends/Family by The Sudden Adult
• How to Make a List of Goals 
• How to Ask a Good Question 
• How to Improve Your Typing Speed 
• When to Use “Who” and “Whom” 

Miscellaneous

• How to (Safely) Celebrate with Fireworks 
  
• 100 Mostly Helpful Tips for Life
• Tiny Adventure Guide - Live Adventurously! from our sister site, @tinyadventureclub

Relationships

• Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)
• How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)
• How to Stay in Contact During a Long-Distance Relationship 
• Where to Make Friends as an Adult by The Sudden Adult

Self Care, Beauty, & Fashion

• How to Find the Right Heels for You 
  
• Get Rid of Acne - Fast! 
• An Introduction to Bras
• How to Prevent Acne & Wrinkles
• Dress Codes and What They Actually Mean
• Clothing to Buy When Moving to a Colder Climate

Travel & Vehicles

• How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle 
  
• How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch 
• How to Survive Plane Trips by The Sudden Adult
• What to Do After a Car Accident by The Sudden Adult

Other Blog Features

• Tuesday Twitter Round-Up (links to relevant articles - Posts regularly on Tuesdays)
  
• Adulting Wins (Posts regularly on Wednesdays)
• Adulting Fails (Posts regularly on Fridays)
• Success Stories
• Follower Map - Add yourself & let’s see how far this lil blog can reach

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danibee76:

jodiewhittaker:

miles morales: the truth is,, anyone can wear the mask — Anyone can be spiderman

me, shovelling popcorn into my mouth with tears in my eyes:

@ohmygodsheep @herrllamacorn @i-lost-the-rock

mismagireve:

Okay.

Spider-man Noir’s timeline takes place in 1933.  I don’t believe his age is stated in the movie (though I may be wrong), but Aunt May and Uncle Benjamin can be assumed to be in their 40′s-50′s since they’re usually starting to grey by the time we see Peter.  This means that they would be young adults in the 1910′s and surrounding years.  Why is this important?

Because the song “I’m A Member of The Midnight Crew” by Eddie Morton came out in 1909.

Imagine Spider-man Noir showing Miles some of the songs that his aunt and uncle used to play when he was a kid, songs that they’d dance to just as wildly as when they were a young couple fresh in love until they’d worn holes in their shoes—and with almost no fanfare, he puts this record on.

And Miles Morales, a teenage artist in the year of our lord 2018 who has definitely read Homestuck at some point in his life, will have a choice to make.

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goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

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